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Apocalyptic Child Untitled Document

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vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany, via my-a-grumpy-kitty)

stop white girls who think murderous sociopaths are attractive

(Source: genmaonimusha, via my-a-grumpy-kitty)

rotizayn:

do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”

(via frankhub)

Health and hygiene before modern times
EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?

fygirlcrush:

I’ll hear out valid criticisms of Lorde but if you shit on a 17 year old girl’s appearance you can fuck off into oblivion

(via my-a-grumpy-kitty)

thahalfrican:

All these laxatives… And you still ain’t shit.image

(via el-oh-elsorrymom)

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via artsy-memes)